Philosophers and theologians have spent centuries asking the question, "What is the meaning of life?" I don't think that's really the most important, nor relevant, question they or any of us should be asking. The question that often keeps me awake at night is: "why do cats always sleep on your chest with their butts in your face?"
So this universal riddle troubled my mind last night as I tried to fall asleep with four cat butts in my face. I realized that maybe we should consider changing the clothing size chart. What size are you? I'm a size 4.....because I can easily fit four average size cats between my left and right shoulders. I finally drifted off to sleep, cozy and warm with my energy efficient, off the grid bed warmers.
Here are a couple of the cuddlers/culprits: